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I know it’s a joke, but technically possible on a water fast. I’m not recommending it, but not actually impossible.
You can tell he really made it himself.
“Some day I’ll have a tiny forge and turn them into tiny swords.”
Varesti@lemmy.zipto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Tim Apple names John Ternus as successor and legally changes name to Cook
17·2 days agoJohnny Trillionaire McFuckthepoors XXII
Did they do it, guys? Did they expose the system?
Varesti@lemmy.zipto
World News@lemmy.world•Sweetener used in chewing gum and jam linked to strokes and heart attacksEnglish
10·4 days agoXylitol also kills dogs, so, whatever this study says, at least keep it away from your dogs.
Vanilla extract.
Aww, it almost has the same amount of down votes here as it does there. 🥹
Probably all of the swelling from tooth infections.
Too much focus on the balls, tell them to double down on the cock next time.
Comes with a lot of extra testosterone.



[Michael knocks on stall door]
Big Joe Grizzly: Hey, buddy, just to give you a heads up, I got a taco supreme talking back at me, so I’m going to be a while. So do you mind waiting somewhere else and let me pass this beast in peace?
[Michael knocks again]
Big Joe Grizzly: Look, brother… if you’re looking for some kind of action, you better take it on the arches before I’m done dropping this load. Or you’re going to be one sorry a-hole.
[Michael doesn’t leave]
Big Joe Grizzly: Okay… you just hold on, Daisy. I’ve got something for you.
[unsheathes knife, opens door]
Big Joe Grizzly: Let me introduce myself. I’m Joe Grizzly, bitch. And I’m gonna cut that goddamn mask right off your face, you…