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minus-squareOriginEnergySux@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·2 months agoThe spaghetti will see you now
minus-squarerestingOface@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agoWhat’s your spaghetti policy?
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months ago Yes Breaking noodles before cooking is okay Slurping is NOT okay
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months ago Slurping is NOT okay Fine, I’ll just go eat ramen instead
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoI’m sorry, sir, the spaghetti is still seeing another customer and is running a few minutes behind.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoIf you stare into the spaghetti long enough, the spaghetti stares back into you.
minus-square🌸𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻🌸@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoThus a new Pastafarian is reborn.
The spaghetti will see you now
What’s your spaghetti policy?
Yes
Breaking noodles before cooking is okay
Slurping is NOT okay
Fine, I’ll just go eat ramen instead
Pro.
I’m sorry, sir, the spaghetti is still seeing another customer and is running a few minutes behind.
If you stare into the spaghetti long enough, the spaghetti stares back into you.
Thus a new Pastafarian is reborn.