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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldshort
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    2 days ago

    Someone said that hell probably really is the place to be. Heaven has mega rules to get in, and everyone else just crashes at Satan’s place.

    The torture for the true sinners probably happens, but at the hands of the normal people who didnt make it to heaven. Be honest with yourself, would you pass up the opportunity to ram a hot poker up Hitlers arse?





  • yermaw@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldBe nice
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    5 days ago

    if inflation were 0% for a few decades

    “You obviously know nothing of how the real world works.”

    Was going to type a whole bullshit essay with random made up stats and facts to make your idle question look malicious and uninformed, but I just cant be arsed. Can we just pretend I was a cunt for mild chuckles?





  • MMOs mostly, Rappelz I spent the most time in. I noticed it a lot in Destiny raids too though.

    I almost never partied up in competitive games. You only get to get a team wanting to stay together after you have a really good game, and thats only ever because the enemy team sucked. As soon as you come up against a team better than the one you built your fairweather friends turn nasty.


  • I used to hate when a woman would join our party, because suddenly all the men would be trying to knock eachother down and act up to impress her, and whatever happy little unity we had would crumble quickly.

    No fault of the woman’s, she just wants to play the game like the rest of us, but as soon as I hear a girls voice I groan inside and “oh here we fucking go”




  • 20 years later I still remember this infuriating customer exchange at mcdonalds. Customer asks for a plain cheeseburger. Bearing in mind that a cheeseburger is 10p more than a hamburger.

    “Is that a cheeseburger or a hamburger?” “Just a plain cheeseburger with nothing on it” “OK”.

    Customer comes back 10 minutes later

    “there’s cheese on that I said nothing on it” “So a hamburger instead” “No just a fucking cheeseburger with nothing on it no cheese either are you fucking stupid no fucking wonder you work at mcdonakds you thick fucking prick are you being fucking cheeky?”

    My friends. The burger the customer left with was not as plain as it looked.