Okay so if its the wild west ive got questions, namely whos gonna get ripped apart by coyottes?

Better than my initial read so… yeah.

He’s eaten enough poor people, they forgot to give him his daily head of lettuce.

I thought the Czech have a patent on that?

Yes it was co-authored by Harry Turtledove /s

Jokes on you, im a weirdo who buys CDs still.

For me its fucking mayo, guess im getting Staters brand.