Star Wars?

Yeah, I work 4 days a week, my shift is 12 hours long…

I shower before I go to bed. This is the only right answer. I can’t imagine going to bed with smelly feet and armpits, yuck

Well, have you ever met fellow humans?

Why would anyone want to execute Argentinosaurus?!

Where’s my personal freedom as a non smoker?

Because obviously, most smokers don’t give a two sh*ts about other people