I think you meant “defenestrate”, but close enough.

It is absolutely fuckin bonkers that Trump is so bad that a person can say they yearn for the good old days with Dubya without a hint of sarcasm

Not a catchy enough name for fuckin Neanderthals to chuckle about

Switch tactics to firearms training. At least it’s a useful skill regardless of the future.

It would have cost you nothing to never share this thought, and yet here we are.

So…blame the victims for speaking up about how absolutely shit a lot of men are?

Lemme guess, 5th Circuit?

Edit: Yep, 5th Circuit. What a bunch of assholes.

Sigh, this guy is my fucking hero, honestly. Can’t believe Bernie still fights so hard for you guys after you did him so dirty.

OMFG that’s WAY better

Is “Starter” referring to who was the initial projected winner at…the beginning of whatever period US elections start? Which to an outsider just looks like “always”?

So, I would like to know how to use mastodon better. I’ve just been having trouble finding content that I care about. Is it just that the discover feature isn’t great? Or is there a better app for Android I can use that would make things feel more intuitive?

Wait, is he a snake rat, fucking a piece of shit?

Or a snake, rat-fucking a piece of shit?

Awww man, is James Woods a brain-dead MAGA cultist now?

Detailed release notes for a URL change? You’re a saint and a scholar both.

See, now if a billionaire would just finance divorce lawyers for this, then I might have a second thing on my list of things that billionaires are good for.

Stephen Graham Jones’ The Only Good Indians was wonderful, and Augusta Bazterrica’s Tender is the Flesh was dystopian nightmare fuel. Both absolutely excellent books.

Ohhh don’t you go giving me hope like that…

So just don’t watch then? It’s incredibly easy to just not participate.

Even easier than going on the internet to complain about it, in fact.

On the one hand, I’m glad this editor has ethics.

On the other hand, I’m upset because I’m pretty sure the next editor is going to be a pro-whatever-the-owner-says sockpuppet

Coward cops doing cowardly things.

Partisan prosecutors propping up their Republican buddies.

Justice for some in America, like usual.