Tynan

We’re in the age of AI now. Are future historians going to be able to trust primary sources?

I dip mine in the water while the noodles cook.

That screen looks awfully flat to me

I feel like a lot of straight men, self-proclaimed perverted or otherwise, fetishize virginity and a general lack of their partner having their own experiences, and a perverted woman runs rather contrary to that. It’s a lot of patriarchal power expectations.

Sure am. I feel called out!

You’re not even going to let me hear the dicks?

My wife and I both have our ownn logins on both computers, even though we tend to only use our own.

I’ve got one in my wallet right now.

Fancy 16-ply toilet paper. That’s why they’re so worried about the rate, it costs $20 a roll.

Greg is a terrible name for a car. At least call it Gregory.

I’ve saved the wax and tried to come up with a creative use for it, but I’ve never decided to make it somebody else’s problem and then make them pay for the privilege.

https://youtu.be/SQEhBai711o

Just hold it down until it sticks in place!