As someone who hasn’t watched the show since it aired but who has seen it referenced continually on the internet, I definitely expected pocket sand.

Preach!

Weirdly accusatory thing to say as an answer to a post explicitly asking which actions they should take to back up their words.

That should probably be red alert wakeup call for you right?

I hope Santa left exactly what you wanted in the sokoban branch.

hahaha

Him: “Which animals can I fuck?”

You: “This reminds me of canadian contract law. Also I can use this as an opportunity for language prescriptivism.”

Why would you think that?

When the cats start to glow or change colors.

LMLML

Dang, we must have had so many Superbowls.

marry me.

John Green had a quote about this that he was saying even before his brother had cancer.

“Don’t just do something, stand there.”

That kid drawing of buzz light-year and under it in kid handwriting it says “I cum in pies”.

The B in Lgbt stands for “GROUP BY sexual;”