I’m smelling burnt toast!

ah yes! i never used it, never ever. didn’t even know it existed!

wasnt there a pirate search engine that was a typo of that?

returned them rewound and clean enough to eat off of, def no blood splatters on them

When will that mongrol learn?!

Budda loves you too, its not like Jesus has monopoly on being an enlightened person who without a doubt loved all people and demonstrated it in their lifetime

I’d rather have a rug burn on my you know what than see another one of your memes!

haha just kidding…

i have known a lot of people from different walks of life, from different places in the world. I have heard some silly food etiquette but waiting for 5 minutes before enjoying the pre meal bread is fucking lol

it’s one thing if they eat all the bread in 5 minutes, but getting the appetite started by helping yourself to the initial food offered when it’s served is pretty normal IMO

was it because you were hung over or drunk/stoned?

momma, why is that strange naked man rubbing his butt against the banana slide?

then straight on to the S&M and furrycon

https://www.instagram.com/topsy_paints/

that’s amazing, I am literally fighting back my tears

doesn’t matter if you read it or not, it never makes much sense until it does and then you are basically beyond mentioning it in polite conversation

(you know who has read it and who hasn’t after you have read it)

time to build a bonfire, throw some mother fuckers on top

who dis? new number

make sure to speak to the manager or other person in charge when you find empty shelves

that will usually get some attention on it, the bread and dairy isles get beat up the most because they are usually only worked once a day unless someone complains (from my experience). The bread isle was my space when I moved on and it was almost impossible to keep filled because a bunch was vendor controlled but I always had store brand or generic stuff to fill the empty spaces before I’d leave for the day

someone was supposed to face it a few times a day but rarely did that happen unless the manager noticed or someone complained

polite customer complaints are powerful motivation in my experience

i worked at a grocery store for a few years, you want to go after 7pm and all your wishes will come true

that should be called a Theseus MK3 because it resembles nothing of its original design lol

its about the nods

opiots make you basically fall alseep from lack of breathing, so people find themselfs nodding off while still standing. So this image contains someone nodding forward and someoen nodding backwards

https://ibb.co.com/fd3d2Q98

nodding backwards looks like it probably hurts more in the long run