All square snacks must be flipped into the mouth. Bite edge of snack, flip it (somehow, I got no idea. that’s my mouths job), chew. Repeat.

Eat chips and crackers normally. Square though? Must flip!

Do it, stop pussyfooting around! Stop threatening and DO IT

But not angry that Russia blew up a US factory.

That Russian dick must taste pretty good to Preznit Pedo.

Where’s the Epstein files, preznit pedo???

How many times we gotta teach you this lesson old man??? Stay out of fookin Portland! 🖕🤬🖕

Gotta admire that beautiful wall art in the background. That’s not graffiti, that is art! /chefskiss

So what I’m hearing is that is the guy for the job.

Get this won Minnesota!

Telling his MAGAt morons that he’s on the list and they should just get over it…

I mean haven’t they decided that maybe 14 years old is ok?

I like what he’s doing right now. Mocking drumpf using his own stupid style of tweets is absolutely perfect and really seems to get under the pedo/rapist’s skin.

But I am not sure about him running for the presidency. I mean yes he’s better that the orange cancer… But can’t we do better? We need better!

Pedos always protect other pedos. I mean, look at the US government right now…

Can’t win without cheating or rigging. Sounds right for the Party of Pedos.

Perhaps. But I’d rather have this guy than a pedophile rapist.

I HATE that this man has to speak with the fat ugly rapist. That Zelenskyy has to even be in the same stanky room with that pedo.

We need to get rid of something and it sure ain’t mail in ballots…

Ofc he does. Surprised he can even talk while gargling so much Russian balls…

Group of Pedophiles

Or Pedo Party

I’d vote for him. Even when we disagree on stuff-- a rarity-- he is still leagues better than anyone in the Pedo Party. John is more of a man and a human being than that scum sucking pig drumple thinskin could ever be.

Ooo so you’re saying I’m qualified? That’s a shit job I don’t want. Fucks up your hair and ages you. Plus there’s a good chance I might send some reps I don’t like on a scouting trip to Mars.

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Oh dang, I AM qualified!

Make it more “beautiful” by leaving then, fuck-wit. Seeing a bloated sack of spoiled mayonnaise is gonna gross out anyone with any sense…

Pedo-in-Chief being a grade-A dumbass again.

Ukraine should not have to give up anything. Kowtowing to bullies gets you nowhere.

Says the Failure and Disgrace…