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Bonus for fitting an adapter plug into a pipe fitting for an external hose that sits flush with the wall outket when plugged in.

Dependence on correct spelling.

They’re mistaken. It was actually a Space Jam, and it was '96.

My wedding band is titanium and wood ($17). My wife’s is silver and cubic zirconia cast as Nenya, Galadriel’s ring from LotR and made by WETA Workshop, who did the movie props ($75).

So much cooler than gold and diamonds => 3 months salary, at least for us.

Put the --fear of God-- respect for the equal application of law in some of these morons.

Republicans have not won the popular vote for a president since HW Bush.

Does Trump smell like shit?

Depends

I may never recover from my outrage over the unfloofiness of this situation.

Chronic hysteria

Lahey approved.

Yes, At First Sight.

Edit to add: gave me very Flowers for Algernon vibes.

Not gay or a Jew but you had me at space lasers. So that’s one cis white male you’ve already converted to the cause.

Edit to add: oh! I am an ordained minister and have already performed 2 weddings (50% success rate over a 10 year period), so I volunteer to do the weddings.

That’s…actually acceptable to me as well. The only problem is we’ll still have highly ambitious sociopaths who want to grab the reins.

That’s just, like, your opinion, man.

-Jeff

Are they campaign donations for the next time Thomas has to run for his lifetime appointed office?

I’m America, yes.

So America is a false god? Or a farcical one at best?

That checks out.

Things I tell my kids.

Fertile crescent of crazy crackers

chatGPT of misinformed hate