70s alarm clock

Home made matches. Cut a strip of cardboard and dip the end in vasoline …light it. It’s flammable

Go pointer sisters!

I think it depends on what kind of stuff you save

Pssh! The dude that invented the Time Machine using Claude…but is stuck in time loops because of it…isn’t going to take this job anyway

Wait…don’t you need AOL to even get on the internet?

idk… I guess the guys name could be Al…maybe he should go by Albert from now on so people don’t get confused with AI

Patrick has no fingers…best trigger discipline ever!

Also deploy disco ball from ceiling

He cooks everything with magic mushrooms