Isn’t that what they call them? I’m not 20 anymore so I’m not as hip.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borg_(drink)

I mean humans are like 80% water so

water based hot salad

they said, while rolling E and smoking weed and drinking borgs :D

China: bears

USA: chickens

Well

Where is Congo?

Is it in the north?

I rest my case /s

I would be thrilled for the USG to deport me. Like where would they even send me? At least before New England finally secedes that is.

Jelly

Sadly, there isn’t a law against it.

Edit: But I’m sure it’s one of the very important things that the Democratic Party is totally gonna do someday like they always do whenever they have a majority in congress and/or presidency. Just you wait

Mother fucker this hits hard

I used to use the stall because the idea of whipping my thingy out at the urinals in front of other boys seemed messed up, and then the other kids would be trying to look in on the stall I was in. motherfuckers.

save the bread clips from finished loaves because you’re probably gonna lose one of those fuckers someday and you’ll be glad you saved this one

I really got suckered by this once

Once

Shoes were on sale for $39.99

Regular price was $40

And then they suckered me into a store credit card, which I never used, but had to fight for six months to erase a fraudulent charge on

My ex’s zoomer kid used to joke among his black, asian and latino friends by jokingly calling each other slurs

can confirm

my wife works three day weeks and she just discovered you can get a monthly movie pass for like twice the price of a single ticket and watch all the movies you want only pay the tax.

legit knew some artsy upscale types whose main bathroom was done in aquarium wallpaper and when you lifted the lid the lid and seat had shark teeth drawn on them

holy shit he actually found freedom

For a Haleva good time

ham monolith

I’m pushing 50, fuck you.

Edit: I should mention, I had the same reaction as you at the same time.

Somedays I really have to question whether such people really exist. I mean really? What do they think America is?

Edit: I mean, I get it from the people in power, they want to cozy up to that power and so they will parrot its rhetoric. So companies, lobbyists, etc., sure.

But like, regular people? With day jobs? Who function in regular society going to stores and cooking food and cleaning homes and all that? What is their actual vision of America here?