Well, I guess they figured it’d take another 100 years to calculate that correctly, so they just winged it for the picture.

I thought the orange man was supposed to be a leader in fertilization.

As much as we like to fantasize about an actual billionaire siccing her lawyers at the fake billionaire: She didn’t become a billionaire by just siccing her very expensive lawyers at just any Donald. You need to make sure the siccee can pay the damages, which I’m not sure this one can.

Doesn’t he always?