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China: bro… radioactive waste should not be dumped into the ocean, the fuck? Are you serious?

Me: 😡 stfu tankies

IEAE: it’s just radioactive tritium, how bad can it be? Surely the impact will be negligible

Me: ayyyy fuck them fishes 🤪🖕

Don’t dish it if you can’t take it

I’m willing to lend my Ouija board if required

Mf wants his bananas to grow in the ground 😭😂👎 no thanks I’ll stick with the ventilated variety