Asmondgold saw the average anti-conservative straw man post and went “goals.”

What is this even attempting to convey?

The people down voting have the attention span of the people who find 67 funny.

I’m fine with tomatoes on as burger. The problem is that at the intersection of the two tomatoes they tend to be thicker than the patty and overwhelm the rest of the burger. If I wanted to eat a tomato, I would have just eaten a tomato.

To mix benzos and alcohol safely, combine 0 parts alcohol and 0 parts benzos, then take 0g or 0.0g if you want a higher dosage.

I wonder how much of this applies:

A submarine in the sky would be called an abovemarine.

I was expecting this to be a joke. No way you are serious about this.

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0 dollars is 0 dollars

Reminds me of the crow lady from the Good Place.

I was referring to seeing an adult using a Chromebook in general. Of course I haven’t seen another adult use “the hub;” it’s not like people use it in public.

Who tf is accessing the hub on a chromebook? Never seen an adult use one, so I sure hope it isn’t teenagers on their school laptop . . .

You will however have a good deal easier time climbing the corporate ladder.

This you?

So there made of … fake dogs? I don’t think that’s any better.

Digital clocks are just objectively better. They are easier to read, cheaper, and more accurate. While the reason for swapping out the clocks is bad, the end result is still good.