I hate sequels. Except Gremlins 2: The New Batch.

False. He’s the worst president ever.

What? Noooo…

This engine is antisemitic.

You mean “34.”

Oh good, more DINOs. Just what we needed.

Let’s give thanks to daddy Vlad.

Why waste perfectly tasty billionaires?

He tells it like it is.

Also, he didn’t mean what he said.

I prefer calling him “34” but in this case I’m willing to call him “45.”

Energy vampire.

“Fund a cure” — a solution, as it were.

Noo…. I thought Trump really wanted to bring manufacturing back to America.

I’m sure it would tickle him to have left after 88 days.

Appreciate the mafs.

What’s the conversion of scaramuccis to hegseths?

You have my sympathy. If you voted for Harris.

I forget which, but a comedian has a bit that goes “sure, autism didn’t exist in the past, and my neighbor just had $1m worth of train sets in his basement because he was “eccentric.”

Never too late, guys.

Are they planning to deport a particular South African illegal immigrant?

I don’t think he intends to win any more elections.