My first thought was “holding a dick” then I went to these memes
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residentmarchant@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!English
6·10 months agoIt’s just like sports betting but your surprise is the interest rate!
Company founder/early executive. It’s a new thing every day and to top it off every year or so, if things are going well, your whole job gets reinvented!
residentmarchant@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Have you ever won something? A sweepstake, competition, or other? What was it? Tell us your story.English
3·11 months agoJust put a 6th finger on your hand and you’re good to go!
residentmarchant@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Good afternoon I'm here to make a parches of a slic.English
1·1 year agoThe real question is which accent?
My brain is going to generic middle east and I don’t know why
If this whole image is AI, it looks really really good. Maybe the pic of the statue is, but the rest seems to be photoshopped
residentmarchant@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Go into debt if you have toEnglish
81·1 year agoWe’ll just tow it outside of the environment
So you were just a normal anti-vaxer before the crazies came in?
residentmarchant@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's the greatest extent (as in the most amount of time) to which you've eaten something past its expiration date with the food still being enjoyable?English
3·1 year agoYogurt is always hit or miss for me, but for the most part we don’t use it that often, so I’d say my average time from open to scraping the bottom is around 4-5 weeks.
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World News@lemmy.world•South Korean train conductor’s 4-min toilet break led to delay of 125 trains | The Straits TimesEnglish
1·1 year agoI can only imagine even if you had a plan in place, many people might not be comfortable calling their coworkers and telling them they have to take a fat shit soon
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World News@lemmy.ml•China Is Bombarding Tech Talent With Job Offers. The West Is Freaking Out.English
22·1 year agoAgreed, I wasn’t exactly sure how well it would translate countries, but it was the first solid thing that came to mind.
residentmarchant@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.ml•China Is Bombarding Tech Talent With Job Offers. The West Is Freaking Out.English
74·1 year agoFrom what I’ve read about working at Chinese tech companies, you will not get to work remotely. In fact, you will be required to work in an office for 10 hrs a day instead of coming and going as you please.
Just look at the TSMC factory in AZ as an example. Taiwanese work expectations are not very compatible with how top US talent wants to work.
residentmarchant@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What ability from people did you wish you had?English
7·1 year agoI truly don’t know how some people work if not in a manic state for 10 hrs straight because you have a bunch of stuff due at the same time
I guess I could spread out the work, but sometimes I’m passively thinking of the best way to tackle it and other times it’s a task I don’t like doing.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The doctor then had to go and treat that lawyer for being a burn victimEnglish
9·1 year agoDon’t forget subway surfers!
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Funny but it's even less funnyEnglish
10·1 year agoThis is scary…
residentmarchant@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What are you getting your significant other for Christmas?English
21·1 year agoThis has always been a winner for me, book a nice restaurant or spa day or day trip activities or something during your travels.
Make a nice looking “ticket” or “pass” in Canva from a template and give them that on Christmas for bonus points!
“bank grade security” grinds my gears, too
Having worked at actual banks, too, don’t follow their lead…
Makes me RED with anger!
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What trendy or meme word do you actually like or find funny?English
2·1 year agoIt’s lit
This is an interesting long-view take, but is the government also providing loans and trying to spurr manufacturing, machine shops, etc. too? Without that, it’s just a dream to hope Canadian companies won’t just wait 4 years, really.