Programmer Belch

Most of the SCP are this way. If you want to go deeper, some of my favorites include:

• body horror virus
• big eel
• anxious man
• cute and harmless slime
• big girl
• man stuck in your walls
• the machine

Going into SCP is a good way to spend an afternoon or two, there are really talented writers out there

That’s just SCP-184, in a galaxy far far away the people discovered how to neutralize its anomalous properties

Getting your boywife boipreggers is completely heterosexual behavior

>Have problem (debt + no shower + no place to shit)

>Don’t care

>Be convicted

>Now I have a place to shower and shit

Orphan crushing shoe

Born too late to be killed in a siege for a castle I work around.

Too early to die in a fire accident aboard my transport ship to my corporate slave workplace.

Just in time to be a corporate slave.

How do you imagine space exploration would be?

"Now you can also help discover space

~by working as a minimum wage welder in the bottom of this ship~"

The bankers will just have a per solar system stock market the way we are heading

Run past them screeming like something more scary is behind me

I prefer him turning into a public unisex bathroom

Died doing what he loved, defending gun violence and turning the narrative against trans people

Something like a midas touch to balance the power in the next patch or something

Ah Mr Bond but that’s why I am wearing a suit made out of poo, your power cannot affect me inside my fecal encasing

That’s pretty cool until CIA or another government intelligence kidnaps you to keep you inside a box converting everything you touch into poop, giving them an advantage against other countries

Poop at ballistic speeds can still kill you, I guess if the power has unlimited range you are safe by turning the guns into poop before they shoot.

If the power works by contact as is usually the case, you would need a team to rob the bank, it would be the same as having a very fast drill to break the vault.

Give the cat a head?

Pretty creepy, maybe not the best plan

Now consider this, you both have different shops in the mall you have to take a photo in, you start from different ends of the mall, the one who finds the other or takes the photos first wins. It could be like stalking but more of a game.

I’m just a complicated trash can

And all of the top comments are sex bots

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