sbemails, TGS and tragdor are forever etched in my brain.

kids, don’t play with too many knives. Crash stunt man gonna save some lives.

my butt is a chatbot

Hey friend, there’s no need to fear the possibilities. If you are the person named on the ticket you will be able to board. Tickets nowadays can be scanned a multitude of ways, most airlines I’ve flown with the same scanner can read QR codes, barcodes and whatever the SMS style code is called. This isn’t about reducing options for you, it’s about increasing them. If you feel more comfortable with a printed boarding pass then they will be happy for you to do that.

But in answer to your question, there’s nothing special about the cardboard the passes get printed on, it’s just to make it less likely that you’ll lose it or throw it away accidentally. But even then, you can just present ID at the ticket gate, they’ll verify that you’re who you say you are and let you on. So what I’m saying is; give it a shot. You’ve got nothing to lose.

I just came here to remind you that you are the bomb

Bioshock 4, but with Ken Levine back at the helm.

I like the internal logic of this argument. I’m going to assume this is fact now, with zero research.

If I’m close to a panic attack there is nothing like weed to bring me back to earth. Everything in moderation (which is something I often ignore, specifically with weed).

I eat more fast food than I should (at least once a week), and I do feel guilty. But I enjoy every second of it, and my diet is otherwise very balanced.

oooooh this is a good one

I have also stopped seeking news, knowing that I’ll likely hear all I need to know on the grapevine, and that I can look an article up if I need more context.

It’s also way more doable if you quit your current job and find another career that will not only encourage training in these areas, but financially compensate you for it, too.

mine is girl with a pearl earring. except it’s a duck.

I, too, am lazy. I brush at nights only, because lazy. I go to the dentist every 12 months and they’re always stoked at how my teeth and gums look. Maybe it’s genetics.

There’s a FOSS app called Rectangle that does the same thing. I just saw that spectacle is no longer being maintained.

I use HIdden Bar. It’s free and does the same thing

but stroganoff is totally foreign to me

this is like textbook definition xenophobia lol I’m not calling you racist, but just because you don’t understand something does not make it bad or wrong. Also stroganoff is delicious, you should def try it

lol same, it’s a meal made of like 5 ingredients

A lot of it distills down to whether or not someone has been hurt by your actions. Even tangentially.

sex vs masturbation

how closely you would look at it if you were trying to trim one of its petals into a little smiley face with tiny scissors

I love this example because it sounds very specific, so I’m imagining you regularly making little smiley faces on flowers.