How do you become an umpire? Do you become one when you’re bitten by another umpire?

Good thing it wasn’t a 4x100m relay.

If I’d known it was hammer time I would’ve stopped.

Five gazillion? Pah! How about ONE BRAZILIAN!

That’s what any lazy quitter would say. Mind you : They’re trying to get their own little windfall from this, so it’s probably for the best if they quit.

Hope she used a McIntosh apple

I prefer 2mm mechanical pencils instead of the 0.5mm ones.

They did! They wrote “username checks out”

Mongo only pawn in game of life

It’s a foghorn

Harambe?

Do they have to be mine?

No he isn’t. I’ve checked.

But if you got an air conditioner the ice lasts longer

Eron!

He’s the president!

Is Trump Piper Perri-ing himself?

Shots fired.

What are you doing, sepsis?

Will I be able to follow the plot if I haven’t played Diarrhea 1-3?