They added the bullshit names in parentheses - as if anyone would actually use them anywhere else in the world.

Und ich setze den Mario und meine Tischleuchte als “durchgebrannt” gleich

Vielleicht meint er mit “wir” noch die Maus, die seine Brillen anfertigt.

Not only, but especially if you participate in a ride in their own-built water vehicles

My guess is future generations will look back in horror how people used stirring devices in plastic bowls, tearing down the inner layer right into their food. I imagine a monochrome flashback scene in a documentary.