Take an undershirt you’re not wearing, get it soaking wet, drape it around your neck

I wish you good luck in escaping their influence.

“I couldn’t get anything done when I had a sexy AI assistant because she was too distracting” takes up much less than two pages

Earth: The Biography

How The Earth Changed History

What happened to make you finally accept that the sky is green?

Sounds like a group I met in southeast Portland

Sorry to hear that mate. It might just take some time. You said you just moved, so no one knew you at that event. Show up at more events, so people have a chance to remember you. Make sure you make a good impression (nice clothes, cologne/perfume, smile, respect consent etc) and it’s just a matter of time!

Also, PDX has multiple venues and multiple types of events… the one you went to may or may not be the best type for you. Keep looking! Maybe even ask other attendees where else they like going, after chatting for a bit to get to know them.

I think you might be lost bro

And boys

It’s idiotic to read a bill before signing it?

Maybe wrong community? Scientific paper in a world news community, with no clear conclusion in subject line

You said lawyers twice

You are assuming republicans would negotiate in good faith, which is, forgive me, quite naïve.

If that were a thing, the right would clamor that it should also apply to judges appointed by the defendant’s political opponents, and that would get all the cases against Turnip Dump tossed

Losing*

Loose is the opposite of tight

No, if karma was real, we would be seeing significant consequences.

If a man commits a crime with a gun, simply taking away his gun is not enough.

Only this life is real, though.

It only counts as creating jobs if you pay your employees

I’d be more likely to believe he’d shoot at General Milley (and miss)

Jesus that pic of DeSantis is bad