Does the shadow in the belly button match the shadow cast by the hand? Does he have an “outie”? Caveat: I’m not a Photoshop sleuth

Trump administration photoshop in 3, 2, 1…

So if Trump had put a gun to someone’s head, pulled back the hammer, then said, “Nah…”, you would expect that person to step up to a microphone and tearfully declare that “I’m alive today thanks to President Trump”…?

Called it.

Friday March 7th: So let me guess. Coming on the heels of, “Elon Musk should check Fort Knox to see if the gold is really there”, the next step would be a 1:1 “trade” of bitcoin for actual, tangible gold - which will be hidden away in a certain Mar-a-Lago basement. Remember you read it here first.

Actually, that would be funny as hell - have the ICC issue an arrest warrant for Trump same as Netanyahu! Wouldn’t do much but it’s great optics. Can’t go to certain countries because he’s a Level 34 Felon, can’t go to the others because jail.

Waste of their time. Wasn’t it Trump who got the Supreme Court to declare that anything a sitting president does is pretty much legal?

Actually, MAGAts are the kind of people who view “bombing some Yemenis” - or bombing anyone, as a “yee-haw 'Merica” show of strength. Trump knows this and will toss bombs all day if it firms his base. He just needs a target. Hi, Houthis!

As much as I hate Trump, the Houthis are a prime example of FAFO. Their smart move would have been to lay quiet while Trump continues to build up his own hate club at home. Instead, they’re delaying and possibly averting an impeachment by rallying some behind his actions.

Witkoff left Moscow without securing a ceasefire agreement.

But he was dusting off his knees and wiping his chin, so the meeting was productive.

Article is misleading - he said, “No one important.”

“With Sleepy Joe Biden, nobody had cardboard, it was so hard to get, terrible economy, everybody said so, even the Democrats. Now you look around this great nation of ours, under my plan, everybody has cardboard. Everybody. Look at any sidewalk, every person has a big piece of cardboard they can write on. Everybody is willing to work, it says so on the cardboard that everybody can get now.”

The last time we Americans did anything more than whine about our government, and actually did something about it - I’m talking about the Revolutionary War - it took years of things getting worse (with the help of groups like the Sons of Liberty) before the population was ready to act, and even then there were huge portions of the continent, like New York, where everybody loved the British.

Until the die-hard MAGA people start doubting their savior, don’t expect anything to get better. In the meantime, start thinking about what we can change in our system, when the day comes, to prevent turds like this from floating to the top in the future.

(Photo edited to make Putins hands look smaller, in solidarity with Krasnov)

Donate the thing to a car smashing fundraiser, where all the proceeds to go to something Musk killed - USAID, kids lunch programs… there’s a list to choose from.

Edit: Hold the fundraiser in sight of a Tesla dealership, or somewhere near the Whitehouse.

Court? The same court that has been telling him, “You can’t do that, undo it” on so many issues, which he’s ignored? That court? Into the ovens with them, then!

Or we could call it… (cue pinky to corner of mouth) … “MINI-MEasles”

The solution is more left-wing protest groups. Especially now that their manpower is down. (Edit: they’re their)

Like, I don’t know, children you can carry around? That could work.

I still want to see them slash the Secret Service to maybe, one guy who doesn’t work weekends. /s

You lost me at “plan”.