Damn, are you me?

Stupid sexy Flanders.

I can also twist my ankles like that painlessly. But I can’t touch my toes with my finger tips without bending my knees at all, best I can do is like 10 inches away.

90s dad or gen Z dude?

Mid forties and got four. 9, 11, 16 and 17.

Same. 9, 11, 16 and 17.

Unless it’s "How YOU doin’?

Superb.

Holy shit! He’s not even 40.

I grew up in a border town in northern Mexico. We got a bunch of the TV channels from the US town across the border. I learned English watching those American channels.

You only YOLO once.

Sin is Jetch.

Don’t hurt me.

Puto el que lo lea.

I’d rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear.

LOL, I’m Mexican and almost everyone I know (also Mexican) likes their steaks well done except my sister and I. We always give each other eyes when someone orders theirs well done.

Ok, but lemonade isn’t that color. Are those piss bottles?

I thought JFK Jr. was coming back from the dead to be the VP.