Being able to get away with anything is vastly different than being able to handle criticism and embarrassment associated with (yet another) scandal, especially something of a more personal nature that draws his “character” into question among his base.

Basically DJT is the biggest snowflake there is, he would rather incite global conflict than let the world know he has smol pp

Any man who must say “I am the king” is no true king

Hey! I made something similar during his first term:

Maybe he likes having more material in there

I love how on point this comment is from someone who’s not been following the bed shitting lol

Avoid Bambu 3D Printers!

That’s simultaneously very clever and extremely disturbing

Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get ants

But then you miss out on guessing whether or not your weapons will fire in the middle of a vicious dogfight

That’s wild, I didn’t even know that was a thing. I wonder if he’d have had better luck buying a US-made piston off the shelf and finding an “oil filter” that fits.

Enough familiarity with his firearm that he can clear FTF/FTE without hesitation, not enough time to familiarize himself with suppressor mechanics and effect on handgun cycling. I wouldn’t be overly surprised if this was a recent form 4 registration.

It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling

Oh he’s gonna hate that. I’m in.

Where would you host the script? If it’s expected that the server that fires it off is always online and performing health checks, why not have it host a load-balancer? Or another local instance of the website? It’s something fun to play around with, but if this is for anything beyond a fun exercise there are much better ways to accomplish this.

If you don’t want to mess with another VPS you can use a global server load balancer (GSLB) provider like Akamai, Cloudflare, Azure, etc.

This being a self-host community though it’s unlikely you’d want to pursue something like this, but without knowing more about your specific use case it’s tough to make a recommendation.

If global high-availability is your primary goal then a hosted solution is probably best.

If this is just an exercise you and your friend are working on for giggles and it’s not for a mission-critical Production instance, then presumably self-hosting a load-balancer on each of your servers that includes both nodes in a target group would achieve this, though somewhat counterintuitive; if the website goes down at either location, I would imagine there’s a pretty high likelihood the LB itself would be down as well.

Now is about the time of year I remember to say “Fuck Debbie Wasserman Shultz”

“Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull”

He was white as a sheet

This is a very poorly worded headline; it’s not that she said that going forward she plans to keep the Biden train running if she’s elected president, she’s saying that over Biden’s term there isn’t much that she would have done differently had she been president. At least that’s what I gather from the article.

Some might not see this as much different, I tend to disagree.

Is this a Firefly reference?

“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.”