Just ask for a water cup and then pee in it right there in the cafe. Stupid problems require stupid solutions

As an American tourist, I about screamed when I saw dozens of people lined up outside Starby’s in Milan. Better espresso within two blocks in every direction!! Aaahh!!

They have this ad that “only 2% of the world’s coffee is good enough for Starbucks” but the real stat is more like “Starbucks uses 2% of the world’s coffee” 😂

Are you someone who just uses stuff without reading the instructions or warnings?

Yeah. Plus the rubber seals are already fucked on my car because it’s old. But now it’s not moldy anymore! Thanks ozone generator. You’re dramatically overstating the downsides, btw.

Oh don’t worry, the driver doesn’t see that money

What if I told you lots of places don’t follow the rules

I felt extreamly depressed to see all the weird, broken people around me, acting like morons.

I was going to give you shit, but then I realized this is exactly how I feel whenever I drive anywhere…

What part of the North Atlantic is Turkey in?

Also plenty of blue collar professions that conservatives profess to respect… also work seasonally.

+1, every job interview I’ve ever had, it was obvious that the interviewer was reading my resume for the first time during the interview.

That’s like serving berry jam with berry pie. It would be just too much. You want to serve berry pie with ice cream. You want something that complements the flavor, not something that’s the same flavor.

You dated the fastest hot dog shooter in the northwest? Omg

Then get your friends/family to take pics with their phones, and don’t hire a wedding photographer. No one is forcing you to. Just don’t then go on to complain if the specific moments you want are missed/blurry/composition sucks.

Like, maybe this is a controversial opinion, but of all the people trying to rip you off in the world, photographers are pretty low on the list.

Right, like the uber driver is getting ripped off too! The existence of multiple jobs not getting paid enough doesn’t justify any of them not paying enough.

The main disadvantage that I see is the quarter-laundry machines were pretty easy to modify so that you didn’t need to pay them. The whole app thing appears to be a lot more difficult to hack, the coin machines can be disabled with a screwdriver.

…OK but I used to work in a neighborhood where a bunch of people had actual, period exterior gaslights left over from the 19th century. They had been upgraded with digital timers and stuff. Automatic shut-off/restart. That’s ridiculous!

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B&H Photo will not process your order on the Jewish day of rest, it’s amazing. https://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/httwww.bhphotovideo.com/find/SHcalendar.jsp

Well of course you gotta think, Reddit and Twitter were also probably getting a lot more hits than Low Tech Mag 😅

I believe that quote is actually from Julius Nyerere, who, unlike Chompsky, was never a known Epstein associate.