My initial reaction was to see if this was Lost

Yes. It’s running on my server. That I host.

There are expansions for Synology: https://www.synology.com/en-us/products/accessories?tab=nas&category=expansion_units

Probably most important is the 5-drive DX517 that will definitely work with your 1821+ https://www.synology.com/en-us/products/DX517#specs

I think George Carlin said it, and I’m paraphrasing poorly:

Think about how dumb the average person you know is, then remember half of people as dumber

This worked!

Dolla dolla bills y’all

As an Atlantan, ouch. Great analogy but ouch.

Yes, indeed, you said the funny part aloud.

There’s a big difference between this and getting snipped. The difference is, like, vast. It’s a vast difference.

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I’m not even supposed to be in jail today!

Is there kissing?

…but otherwise accurate

Not enough Ranch or BBQ sauce

You are the real hero

Oh Joey, I’m not angry anymore

Unraid as I understand it will do that

Depends on the scooter - check the manual or the OEM website.

Fun fact, his sister is the singer Poe

Not sci-fi but The Princess Bride is also a story-within-a-story.