You are not allowed to stop moving or eliminate your waste. It’s because we care about you

Confidence will carry you farther than competence most of the time.

…glowie? gibbie? What are you spelling

It’s exactly what it sounds like

Want an invite?

She’ll pay for your Uber, it’s a good deal!

I’m surprised more of you aren’t using my mom, she gets around

Why not both?

Yeah right, like I’d give away my cum.

I’ll leave you with these 4 words / I’m glad Reagan dead.

What’s your favorite one? I only have a POTV One and it’s perfect for me. I rarely smoke so I don’t need anything too complex

Jacking off. I’m really good at it and have a lot to share, but every time I’ve tried the police get called.

When I took paxlovid the world tasted like malort for a week. It was awful.

Good show

I need to know what you weirdos jerk off to