Tom and Jerry type shit

Whether you believe in God or not, I think it’s a mistake to worship them or proclaim them a perfect being

Imagine that we’re ants, and God is a 10 year old kid at a playground. Sure a kid might be overall good and try to genuinely help us ants, but a pair of giant hands can only cause destruction even when they try to help

We can recognize that a god is more wise and more intelligent, while also recognizing that their judgement is fundamentally flawed and not always the best for us

If religious people want a reason for why bad things happen and God does not intervene, then maybe God coming to a conclusion similar to mine above could be their reason why

That really is how we should treat it tbh!

This was a developmental psychology professor who demonstrated to her students how NOT to teach kids to dislike something

Read the last reply in Kaufmo’s voice

It’s all about attitude. You can’t choose your trauma, but you can choose how to see it:

1. A normal experience that you “got over” and refuse to allow yourself (and by extension others) to say is or was “that bad,” may even lead to believing that it’s “your turn” to inflict it on anyone who arbitrarily deserves it
2. A horrific experience that you never want another child to ever go through

Luckily, I grew up with parents who saw it the #2 way and raised me with love

Yeahhh keep that weirdass emulsifier chemical shit out of my cheese. Plastic or not, it clearly does something weird to it

Golden potato don’t let me down

Edit: Had a rough and forgetful morning the next day. Would not recommend

Man balls because I am a cis man who is not trans and therefore doesn’t have lady balls

Preach bro preach

If a woman gave me flowers I’d be over the moon

Thought it said pianos and was very confused

I think the term puppet is used here to highlight the very clandestine nature of who exactly is behind the puppets that make up the Democratic party, i.e. Israel and the corporations that use the military-industrial complex to keep it going

You could look at context instead of being condescending

The trick is simple: just don’t buy smart cars

Like any food, it depends on if it was frozen/boxed or actually cooked. If that mac is homemade then kudos to the cook

How can you have infinite time to do something and never, ever do it?

There’s no such thing as a perfectly zero percent chance of anything. Roll enough times, roll 52! times or Googolplex times and you’ll see the most crazy shit happen

Idk, either of us. I was just going off vibes

You either die a flamewar or live long enough to see yourself become the friends

Something something yellow name [MERCY] [SPARE]

You talking about the inevitable heat death of the universe?

Yeah there’s a 100% chance that it won’t stay like that. Just a matter of time until whatever caused the atoms and energies to become clumpy and imperfect is going to do it again in some big or small way. There’s no beginning and end to the universe, which means that it has existed for an infinite amount of time, which also means that heat deaths have happened before

Everything that can go wrong will go wrong. Everything has already happened and will always happen, over and over again in incomprehensible stretches of time that the human brain is not capable of quantifying

One day you will be a green pigeon with legs made of beans, who is the president of basketball planet. Everything has happened before and will happen again, just like anything ever

If nonexistence was temporary before birth, surely it won’t be temporary after birth

Yeah it’ll be a hella long time before your mind molecules come together again, sure

But you won’t feel how long it was. You’ll just be born again with a new and different existence

Time goes to infinity, which means that there is a 100% chance of it happening again in any given amount of time