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Friends of Mike Oak.

Biden is president. Things went my way. But let’s imagine that this was how you got lunch.

Hmm, Josh! I want a hamburger!.. okay buddy I promise I’ll bring you a hamburger. I’m just going to be your food delegate in the food acquisition team.

Josh! I want a salad! … and I want a spoon full of extra virgin olive oil!. Josh I want an apple! Hey Josh can I get some Doritos crushed in a bowl and mixed with jalapeno and chicken nuggets!

Then Josh goes to the big food acquisition meeting… My team wants a spoon full of extra virgin olive oil!

Then you wait half an hour and you get a turkey sandwich but you’re vegan so you eat the three onion rings.

70 percent of the office was vegan too, but only 5 of the food delegates were vegan. The other 20 were old timers that have been ordering the food for the past seven years. They like turkey sandwiches. So you get turkey sandwich.

I hope you enjoy your turkey sandwich 🥪. 😂 LOL. At least it wasn’t a lump of lard with a tupee.

You actually don’t vote for the president. Our vote is merely a suggestion. So vote freely and with confidence. Which criminal is your preferred president?

Example: we don’t vote for the president or the people who actually elect him. Yet, we are bombarded with ads about which to pick! Why?

Calculus…early transcendentals.

Google, YouTube, Gmail, chrome.

Bob! Did you forget to set the steam roller on park? My leg is kind of stuck, help me off will you? Ok we’ll need a grinder, go turn that steam roller off dude it’s rolling this way. The keys? Joe had the keys last? He’s off today? Call Joe dude! C’mon!

Chandler didn’t mind…oh well he can’t say he did if he did. Yeah ok, water.

I was changing my car oil and Greta helped me clean up my face when the whole vacuum thing didn’t work out. Thanks Gretta!

When did Greta help you be more green?

There are quite a few usages of PFAS type materials that are extremely important. That said, using that material for applications where it comes in contact with food is a terrible idea unless it’s completely isolated. Also the application should be such that the material is properly disposed.

It’s probably not necessary for it to be human readable.

You could defend someone in court for free!

Probably CAD work. AI could probably learn from existing CAD files already freely available. Then it could replicate them using any number of free cad systems such as freeCAD. Then it could expand into complex cad like wiring, circuit board generating etc. Maybe it could tackle BIM to make house plans. Or it could not only generate parts and assemblies, but also perform structural FEA. Maybe even it could expand to all sorts of computational analysis and even begin by first analyzing what type of analysis would be needed…a complete engineering AI replacement for engineers… My job is going bye bye probably.

Oh! 😳 sorry man! We found a family of sea skunks living in that part of the fossilized forest. Plus it’s where they buried Fred. Nah. You’ll have to go dig down in Bolivia.

It could also be really really small. It could also be capable of feeling and thinking.

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As the jingle goes…Pa pa pa pa pa… Coca-Cola…

I heard that India is allowing people to wack moneys over the head real good now. It used to be that you couldn’t hit them little fellers. Not the cows though. You can’t even eat their brain through a small straw like you are told to do to monkeys in some areas of Asia. Regardless, vegans like me can’t get into the action. We just massacred a bag of pistachios and that’s about as far as we go.

putin is still at large. Any chance we can you know 😜…tall building? Maybe 🤔 special taco sauce in his milk tonight? Or an ice bullet? You know, anything would be acceptable. Like if you just accidentally run him over with your Ford Fiesta and then a steam roller just happened to finish the job, that would still be pretty acceptable.