Own a musket for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. “What the devil?” As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it’s smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, “Tally ho lads” the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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icosahedron@ttrpg.networkto Selfhosted@lemmy.world•How to use Collabora? All I get is "OK".English1·5 months agocollabora doesn’t provide a frontend and isn’t meant to be a standalone document editor. the “ok” is expected behavior and indicates the server is functional. you need a different service that supports collabora integration, such as nextcloud. then you just enter the address of your server and it should work
if ios, then Arctic for sure. it’s the only one that feels as smooth as apollo did, has some excellent customizability, and is just as feature rich as the more popular clients
icosahedron@ttrpg.networkto politics @lemmy.world•'This reeks of desperation': Internet mocks 'Donald McDonald' for fast food campaign stunt7·10 months agothe comments on there are not encouraging at all
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icosahedron@ttrpg.networkto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's the easiest song or melody someone with not experience can play on an acoustic guitar?2·1 year agoif it was torturous then nobody would bother learning instruments
icosahedron@ttrpg.networkto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's the easiest song or melody someone with not experience can play on an acoustic guitar?61·1 year agothe only impulsive part of this acquisition is how willing you seem to be to give up. just try it again. and then if you’re not satisfied by how it’s going, that’s an excellent excuse to do it again. and the cycle repeats until one day, you are satisfied by how it’s going
icosahedron@ttrpg.networkto World News@lemmy.world•For the fourth day in a row, Earth has broken or equalled its hottest average temperature recordEnglish81·2 years agoRealistically, as an individual? Nothing. I hate doom posting but i genuinely don’t think there is a single tangible change any one regular person could make.
also colorado here. just rained where i’m at for first time in a couple weeks, still getting above 30c most days