what dwugs awuwu on and can i haz some

if my skirt isn’t longer than my dong i won’t wear it

FLARED. BASE.

What kind of freak drinks coke?

You snort powder, ffs…

If anything, castrating a sex offender makes it _easier _ for him to commit offences.

Far less DNA evidence plus the relative ease of cis men getting testosterone and erectile dysfunction pills.

Spouse and I ponder the mysteries of life and the universe while we’re cuddling.

so i don’t have the autism anymore?

hmm

lame

that’s not a side effect

First didn’t give your superpower a negative.

brb heading to (39.xxxx,95.xxxx) to snag some gold

I want to be just slightly above average in everything I do without needing training, but I can only achieve that level of slightly above average at whatever I do.

Everyone knows where they are stored, piled up in your backyard, with no protective measures to stop them being stolen.

why is there a blank post

…trunkee

…dammit new fetish unlocked

will admit though that that one punishment - being left to live in permanent sensory deprivation while also knowing that there is literally no one in the universe who knows you exist because they were all killed - is probably the most horrific punishment i’ve ever read in fiction

Babylon 5.

Every time I watch it I’m stunned at how relevant it still is.

I like Voyager because I still miss Apollo.

One dumb thing Biden did.

Should’ve forced the CCS chargers just to give Musk the finger.

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