

Art of the deal 🥴
Art of the deal 🥴
Red tie to match all them red stocks
He’ll be blaming it on the retaliatory tariffs.
His tariffs are the best/perfect, it’s all these unnecessary tariffs these other countries insist on imposing in response that are to blame 🤹♂️
“If Kamala wins, you are 3 days away from the start of a 1929-style economic depression,” Trump posted on November 2, 2024. “If I win, you are 3 days away from the best jobs, the biggest paychecks, and the brightest economic future the world has ever seen.”
Quick! Gather the superdelegates! 🥴🦸♂️
That’s likely the solution–if the media won’t do it’s job, the people will have to do it for them. Luckily nearly everyone has cameras nowadays, so that’s a start
This plan has American backing.
As an American, i do not back this. That makes fuck-all difference, i realize. But please know this is not a policy many Americans voted for nor support. This is so unbelievably fucked up.
I hear they started off in their parents garage
You’re absolutely right, I can easily hear that comment in his voice too
Seriously?! Lol
Says the guy with the broken scouter
Seriously might as well write 1 on a marble and make that his diplomacy roll
Just wait till Leon assigns Big Balls to the case – they’ll get to the bottom of this in a flash
Art of the deal 🥴
in a late-night Friday memo
Bet there’s fry grease and a couple sticky rings from the bottom of a diet Coke can adorning it
Finally, some self-awareness 🙌
I’ll vote so hard for the 3rd party next time! Just your wait and see
But he was being “fair”, lol
Agreed though, ridiculously stupid take.
I hope he continues to give that kid rides on his shoulders, that someday it’ll be a full-grown man getting rides from his pops. He’ll have to duck to get through doors
If there’s anything I’ve learned about Leon, Trump, and the other neofascists we’re bombarded with–it’s that they really really don’t like anyone questioning or disagreeing with them. It’s telling, because if they truly were confident in their words and deeds, they would have nothing to fear. Someone questioning them should be a chance for them to educate everyone on the reasons why their ideas are good… but instead it goes directly to ad hominems, bans/removals, etc. They want to think they’re brilliant, but they also don’t want to be questioned since they don’t want to risk getting dunked on in the public arena and lose credibility (but they also really don’t want to be faced with facts proving them wrong, their tremendous ego can’t handle it)