When he came to my city a few months ago the city made his campaign pay in advance.

Remember, they are pro-control not pro-life.

For some reason my wife’s Google photo face recognition thinks our grey cats are my sister in law.

Or Idiocracy

Out of a canon?

Airplanes even had ashtrays with little flip up lids in the armrests.

More likely “his anger would consume him and his entire body and he ends up all shriveled up like” Palpatine and he tries to take over the galaxy.

When I was a kid my mom was baking potatoes one time and realized partway through that she forgot to stab them before putting them in the oven. She quickly opened the oven and slid the rack out and stabbed one with a fork. Unfortunately it was too late. I was standing right next to the oven and potato exploded all over my mom and I as soon as the fork touched it.

My father in law has dementia and my mother in law has to hide certain foods from him so he doesn’t just constantly eat. Bananas are the main thing she has to hide. One day she was in the living room and noticed him standing in the kitchen eating a banana. She knew she had hidden them so she went to see if he had found her stash and when she got into the kitchen he turned around and offered her a bite of the stick of butter he was eating. He had peeled it like a banana and was just chomping away. After that the fridge got a padlock.