No, I don’t want to “turn children on”.

Depends on your religion, I guess. The Flying Spaghetti Monster seems pretty edible.

If you make it amphibious and go fast enough, it will plane.

The theory of everything?

I understand, but the value of something like “about 200 apples” might vary a bit less.

I understand what you mean, but the value of 1 of a currency depends a lot on the currency. 1 euro/U.S. dollar is roughly equivalent-ish to 10 Swedish krona or 100 Japanese yen/en.

You seem to be slightly confused, that’s how Orkish aviation works. Western FreedomPlanes™ generate lift by harnessing the power of the line that must always go up. For example, the U.S. Dollar’s line has started to go down, which has caused many U.S. airplanes to crash.

Isn’t that how it’s done in English (Traditional)?

It’s way more common than you may realize. Intel & AMD (and other x86 CPU manufacturers of the time) did it before the first Crusoe CPU launched. (2000 according to Wikipedia)

CISC architectures are now seen as inefficient, so all the new ones are RISC and new CISC CPUs just translate the instructions to their intenal RISCier microarchitecture. The CPU’s microcode specifies what an instruction translates to.

What could that mysterious white liquid be?

Huh, really? Do you remember where you read this?

But many people don’t use any of those features. I get that many do, but every single smartphone with features I require has them.

Oh no, I think I might’ve missed my chance, then.

But seriously, I have abslutely no use for a “selfie camera” & feel uncomfortable with the whole concept of having a camera constantly facing you. At least with laptops it’s easier to put something in front. Even with a back-facing camera, its use is very limited & would prefer to be without one, let alone a handful.

What about RFC 3339? It’s technically different.

camera phones

Why are all “modern” phones so full of cameras? One on the fucking screen & at least 2 on the back. I just want a phone with no cameras. Even 1 might be O.K., so long as it’s on the phone’s backside.

I’m pretty sure that’s what they’re doing, I’m having a hard time believing that people can be so inept.

Last I heard, concrete is supposed to be real & tangible, unlike the action they’re threatening.

I doubt whatever they’re using is up to code.

with nuclear fusion electricity is practically free.

Like that’ll ever happen under capitalism.

That’s how I feel about cell phones.

Linux phones might be able to do something about that, assuming they become good enough soonish. Perhaps usable Hurd phones will become available first.

Also tired of terms at restaurants like “Gluten Aware”, “Gluten Conscious”, etc. Then you find out everything is still going in the same fryer

At least they’re aware of it.