It’s always who you most expected.

pizzaius

I can’t believe SMS is still used for anything but sure OTP sent in text makes sure my account is secure Mr Bank.

3/10. Not great, Bob.

*they’re

I’ll die on this every day and twice in Friday

Another failure to add to Trump’s extensive list.

6’3" and 230 lbs by the way. /s

Of all the things to lie about.

Fuck she’s cool