We can tick one of those boxes! Vaccines are an adaptation of an ancient eastern medicine practice (variolation) rebranded to give some English white guy all the credit (tbf vaccines are a lot safer, but still the dude didn’t come up with the concept all on his own).

https://www.britannica.com/science/variolation

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Variolation

How else does one become magneto?

Sounds like it might be a good time to use some form of collective bargaining. Why aren’t they all striking?

Well… This post sent me down a rabbit hole -> Unequal Hours if anyone else is curious.

Not on the side of closing it down, I do believe it has goodwill value that reminds consumers to be attentive to energy use. But, it made me think of this article where they approved a gasoline powered alarm clock.

https://gizmodo.com/a-fake-gas-powered-alarm-clock-once-got-energy-star-cer-1656128986

Aid: we have a “housing crisis” Mr. President. What if we limit how many homes an individual can own, vacation homes tend to be vacant 90% of the year and don’t contribute much to local communities.

Drumpf: Well I’m not selling any of my vacation homes. Hear me out, what if we squeeze out the poorest people from their homes and put them on the streets.

Aid: hahaha, oh wait… you’re serious

Well said. I also grew up in a ‘rightoid’ family and can confirm.

I would also add that they tend correlate wealth as a sign of intelligence and hold wealthy people in the highest esteem.

They also try to emulate wealthy people via conspicuous consumption, creating an outward illusion of wealth and success. I have a family member on section 8 who buys luxury goods to lord their ‘success’ over their friends and neighbors. It’s absolutely mind blowingly insane.

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Cowards

Inland Empire, Bakersfield, and Orange County would like to have a word with you.

Good news everyone! Our national helium reserves have been privatized! Expect rising helium prices soon.

Is there a community of food memes like these? I freaking love em and I want moar

Am i the only one who is outraged that the gas cap in this photo is not placed on its dedicated holder?

Bunch of thugs, no different than a mafia.

^this, also i’m calling it now, next they’re gonna try to privatize them

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More info for those who are curious https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasal_cycle