Eunie

It feels like they are just interested in finding a scapegoat to blame rather than asking the real questions, why did so many people voted for trump? Did kamala, despite having more funding, failed to convey her plan? What happened and why it happened and how can it be avoided?

You answered these questions in your very first line.

Why are americans so fuckin dumb?

I would sell your cat together with the cat of the guy above you for a single pretzel.

Never heard of this. We say ‘auf links, rechts zu’ and simply order the words alphabetically

Weird that the comments and the top level post are calling out the countries which abstained but apperently no one cares about the ‘against’ votes.

God-Emperor

Pardon, you meant holy and all knowing God-Emperor, Sun Overlord and Reincarnated Jesus, Messias and *checks notes* greatest leader of all time.¹ Please adress him with his proper title you mortal filth!

¹ I wonder where I have heard that one before…

Depends on the source / the statistics you are looking at