I’ve been on Lemmy for a whole day and I’ve literally never heard anybody referenced corn and beans

That’s like saying “the only way to prevent your murder is if I murder you first”

This guy kept going through my recycling to take aluminum cans, so I started sorting cans into a separate bag and putting them on top of the recycling every week. Made things easier for him, and I didn’t have to hear the rumbling and clanking of cans on my sidewalk every week

Found a photo of the contents

Can’t remember everything else off the top of my head. A lot of very simple things for kids that I loved to make. Like eggs in a frame, pigs in a blanket, that kind of stuff. It was called Kids Cooking by Klutz.

This was a recipe in a cookbook I had as a kid

Give yourself the old Kubrick stare

What is the purpose of bots posting on Lemmy? There’s no karma, no real advertising, and data scraping can be done without posting.

I’m waiting in line for gas so I have enough gas to run my car while I’m waiting in line for gas

Sorry, are you accusing me of something?

If that was loose snow, it won’t be packed enough. It’ll fall apart as you throw it.

By patronizing restaurants that make their employees rely on tips you’re only helping the owners stiff their employees

This is the real answer and the only way to actually end tipping culture in the US but people here don’t want to hear it. They’d rather just act superior and smug about how they stiff service workers

It depends on if someone writes him doing it or not. If they do then yes, if they don’t then no

It’s a joke that he’s very corny

Women on dating apps are generally constantly bombarded with messages. You have to say something more than hi to stand out. On the other hand, men get relatively few messages, so hi is sufficient to show interest and get the ball rolling

They said “not terrible”, not “good”

But wait, I thought all this was to protect cis women in sports!

Too many amateurs putting their pieces on the board. I keep them in my lap under the table.

Not sure what the joke is supposed to be…