Those 128kbps are going to be well delivered, that’s for sure.

memory unlocked

There you go. 1.96KB (2,014 bytes).
Just indexed the image in GIMP to be only 4 colors.

Edit: Lemmy did something to the file, I uploaded to catbox.

Both how to fix fridge freezer and how to fix a cpvc water faucet

Isis… and not the ICEs…

Edit: I know that you are the comment owner, but I really thought that was that ICE

It can have any length. It’s the family who chooses the words that they think it fits the most with the deceased.

Example 1. Example 2. Example 3.

Very short epitaphs are kinda sad.

This still a thing in Mexico. We call it “peltre”, although, I’m not sure if it is the same thing.

Edit: Yeah, it is the same thing.

mojo jojo

This is not some kind of facewashing?

I have the current joke with my wife that both of the koreas are going to unify in any moment.

AOoowch, this happened to me too!! Even I bleed a drop of blood. Didn’t remember that.

the corn thing is still on, huh

This is a party question that I do to break the ice, it has 2 variants. The first one is:

“you died, sad. but hey, you go to heaven and guess what, god is there to receive you, he do something very cool for everyone who reaches him, he want to show you 5 statistics of your life, but you need to choose only 5. It can be whatever, like, how many pens you run out of ink, or more specific, like, how many times did you left somebody hanged on with the high five and you didn’t realized. Which 5 statistics you choose to see?”

Some people choose “how many times I was close to dead” as one of their five statistics, and the second variant is:

“You are blessed with some cool ass ability: you can left-click on people, but the menu that opens is something that you only can see, and what you see is not a menu, is a statistics table of that person. Which 5 statistics of every person would you like to know?”

The liberty of choose 5 statistics is the same as the first question.

Insidern zufolge bereitet er bereits eine vereinfachte Variante des Sprungs für Kurzauftritte vor, bei der lediglich der rechte Arm gehoben wird.

Smusktika

No way this is real. I had to search for it in ddg. Oh my god. I got the biggest cringe attack I’ve ever had in this year so far. FIFA is really a professional bootlicker.

Once I read a creepypasta where the wealthy spent a lot of money paying research and development of immortality, only achieving a worse version of cancer. The wealthy obviously went dead.