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24·1 year agoFuck Ron Johnson.
Yes, I know it’s the wrong Johnson but, still, it needs to be said.
“Yeah, the load times are shit, but they aren’t shit enough to tell some intern to spend two months figuring out what’s going on.”
“What about when some nerd fixes it in a week and embarrasses us when he shows how it was caused by the addition of the shop?”
“We’ll fucking sue, that’s what.”
“What if we just paid him the bug bounty instead?”
“Fine, no need to Streisand this time, I guess.”
Rockstar being actual rockstars in their response :D
2·1 year agoI love everything about that. Even a small tech demo with like one kind of item and a single quest would be really cool.
The thing that bugs me is how any order given to subordinates is a use of executive power, right? So that’s immune. But say the subordinate considered refusing an unlawful order. Why, then would they decide to refuse the order when the president could also choose to pardon them for any crimes they committed during the execution of the unlawful order?
They’re already trying it on appeal, though. Sure, they’re applying federal precedent to a state case, but why would Trump’s team let stop them?
Can they, though? I’m sure there’s some 200 year old policy about having all ballots cast into the straw hat behind the vending machine on a Thursday afternoon between 3 and 5, in order to count.
Unless you change the laws to say you can! Which was the point of the above comment.
His post-grad ghost writers (“clerks”) said that.
She continued, “don’t they know, we could just hand this country to Putin, right now! They’d buy it! They’d fucking buy it and call us patriots for our treason, just fucking like last time!”
Do you mean the Trump Fake Elector Plot?
2·2 years agoIt’s the carcinisation of programming languages. Everything evolves into JavaScript.
Though let’s be real, even JavaScript evolves into Lisp.
God, fuck react in the eye with the pointy shit-covered hunting-sticks of our ancestors. Useless technology that directly breaks the web because there’s never any fallback, so all you get is a blank page. Not even a “please-enable js” message.
5·2 years agoPutonium, obvs.
2·2 years agoEverything’s getting so complicated these days, they even added a fourth step: Stop, drop, Atoll, Atone.
Not true! Shockwaves could carry parts for miles!
…Oh, I see what you mean.
That’s the thing: people wouldn’t survive that. The only thing that could survive it is some sort of glassified sand immediately beneath the explosion. So sand dgaf, I guess?
What if we just pay them +10% on the existing bribe structure and convert to federally funded elections?
He also appears to have sold nuclear secrets to the Russians, which also sounds sort of important or something.