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bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It's a bit like waking up after too long of a nap
4·11 days agoThis is so freaking cute that I had to zoom in and then I saw the little feetsies sticking out!
Thanks for making me smile
I’m just here wondering why she has extra fingers.
Hint:
Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses
bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Karoline Leavitt’s White House briefing doublethink is straight out of Orwell’s "1984"
161·19 days agoShe’s either pure Dante’s Inferno Satan-level complex fraud evil or
she’s a cult member that had the rat trap contraption on her head to break her like they did Winston or
she’s mine numbingly Idiocracy-style stupid.
There’s no wrong answer. And this list describes most leaders in the US government, and a lot of people in our citizenry right now in the US. It’s not a good look for a country.
bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•This is what my coworker pictures every time I say lemmy.
3·24 days agoSo if Lemmy is not named after Lemmy, then what is Lemmy named after?
bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I've always thought THIS was unfair
2·25 days agoWhat are all these stains?
Blood, urine, or semen.
Oh god, I hope it’s urine.
bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Eat more fibre or something
6·26 days agoMagnesium is the way. You can thank me later.
Why did I watch that so many times?
I was mesmerized.
bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump Calls Reports on His Health ‘Seditious, perhaps even treasonous’
13·1 month agoWelcome to personality disorder level narcissism.
68 must be all about the boobs. That’s what the calculator tells me.
58008 80085
bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Critics Take Hakeem Jeffries To Task For Praising Trump's Latest Pardon
3·1 month agoWhy is this guy always on the wrong side of things?
bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It's the Lord's problem now.
8·1 month agoThis was done on the TV show, The Last Man on Earth.
bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Reddit global rank is going down
40·1 month agoI clung to Reddit for too long even though it sucked because it was awesome years ago and it was a habit.
One I joined here I started laughing again. Lemmy is so fun and funny. Reddit is just full of bots that don’t know what humor is and petty people who forgot how to laugh.
bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Michael and Susan Dell donate $6.25 billion to encourage families to claim 'Trump Accounts'
6·1 month agoI think she ate all the other creepy Black Hole Sun people and now she’s the Black Hole Sun Boss.
Can you imagine waking up and seeing that face staring at you?
Who approved this photo btw? Was this the best one of all of them they took? How much money do you have to have to get someone to help you look better than that in a photo? Like what?
Edit: oh no, whatever you do, do not zoom in, trust me
bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I like Skyrim, and porcupines
4·1 month agoYou had me at Ulfberth War-Bear.
I don’t see the triangles. Is it because I have trials too? Now I’m paranoid.
I feel like the tiny little uptick in the red line at the end is just a lie to try to give us a smidge of hope.

Or we’ve already been to them and ruined them with wars and pollution and doomsday weapons and moved on until we’re on the last habitable one…