Q lecturing Bond about bringing the army home in one piece because he can’t possibly understand how much it cost to assemble

Gotta hire someone to shit your pants for you. Always Be Grinding

WHY’D YOU PUT THE PHASER ON THE TABLE?

My stack is about to overflow.

Like perfection, revenge is not achieved in a day, and the Japanese know patience well. All the world had to do was wait for the United States to start eating itself alive, and here we are. He’s probably toasting some sake to our plight as we speak.

sigh, that settles that then. More blood will be spilt before any of this comes to an end. Shame, shame on all of us for allowing this to pass. May God have mercy on us all.

Something something Black Moth Super Rainbow

It’s the weird damp sensation when you lay it over you that does it for me. Makes my skin crawl thinking about it.

A duvet that hasn’t been fully dried is miserable to sleep in.

I see only one frank. We have been deceived.

Where would you typically find a Bojangles? I’m on the west coast, so it’s: Canes, Chik Fil A, Popeyes, Churches.

Honorable mention: The MapleStory white glove cursor.

Metal Gear Solid but Luigi is Snake and Waluigi is Liquid.

Just needs a napkin hanky tucked into that pocket.

You learn something new everyday.

You’re on Lemmy, you’re a nerd like the rest of us.

This is like the forbidden German super tank of office chairs.

Marge-tachi holding hate: I just think it’s neat.

We’re all just mammals, and spring has sprung.

To be frank, Bill Maher has always been a pompous, self-involved, ass. Bill Burr pointed out his bullshit when he was a guest on one of his podcasts as well, if I remember correctly.