Basically the same as presidents and other political officers iirc

¿Porque no los dos?

It’s only ever you in there. They just put away the props, take off the makeup, and get ready to argue about which color of pants should go with those shoes your spouse hates but you like so much.

Can we get these so big they’re meaningless costs in terms of something understandable, like years of free lunches for all elementary school students? Housing all currently unhoused people? (Not medical, those costs make no sense)

“Trump Has Already Spent The Equivalent Of Feeding All Elementary School Students For A Quarter Attacking Latin America”

Straight up anticompetitive. And so obviously going to lose even the first wiff of a 1A legal challenge.

They don’t. Or they’d start reading the room and actually start pushing an actual “change agent”. They’re too stuck on running people whose whole ethos is “if only things were how they had been back in the 90s” (when DNC had power). Was a great time for them, but since Regan, everything’s been getting shittier for everyone not in the political or donor class. They need to run a FDR not a Biden.

Because the DNC decided to go with (checks notes) the easiest to run centrist candidate who happened to already be there.

But no. Why. Ugh. He’s not better.

If you’ve got your cute lil kid in that cart then the meme holds up

pours drink Game on.

Nice! An actual replacement to Nextdoor.

“Because it benefits Russia” is honestly the most cogent reason I’ve heard for his obsession with Greenland.

Almost like they know the answer is “no he really can’t” but want to save the shitstorm for after the midterms.

And some basic image editing! At last