I know he’s not going anywhere, but we’ve all seen how fragile his ego is, so you know it’s hurt his feelings.

I’m generally very sensitive to seeing people sad or upset. But there are a select few demons out there that it gives me pleasure. Small victories

Who do you think stressed him more. The kids, or JLo?

It’s gotta hurt bad to be rejected by the likes of Trumps cabinet. Lol

“I have bone spurs, and I’m flammin’ trans”

He’s excited to put some millage on his new $400 million bribe

Should have put that sticker on some truck nuts

That’s probably for the best. In a country with 80 million people that are dumb enough to vote for Trump, we really shouldn’t be taking people from other counties insane asylums

/s

6’ 03" 170 lbs. I’m not body shaming either, white knights.
Women eating their way to keep their booty/boobs is a real thing

That’s why it’s looksmaxxing. Staying otherwise fit, while keeping that booty. And yes, it’s a joke on a shitpost thread. Lighten up

On that twelve cheeseburger a day looksmaxxing plan

Hoping someone rapesius their dead corpsiuses real soon.

Jk, not advocating murder…

You think those underpaid hardware store employees are gonna try and stop you from walking out with one?

“I’m Grumpy now”

Assuming it should be sour, which works fine. Big difference between soar and sour in this context

In before “Not for sale!? Well, military force it is then”

Nah, they’re just gonna level the redwoods, and other national parks. Fire maintenance of all those matchsticks or some bullshit

Team tied tight, and loose enough to slip shoes on. Tying shoes is like a biannual event

Check out the New England Patriot team planes recent activity

I heard this one. They eloped within the week