Africa woke AF with them child soldiers.

Twat.

Don’t hear this one nearly enough.

My 6 month old wrote my masters dissertation about the effects of plagiarism on the academic integrity of preschool PhD programs. She’s brilliant and meta.

… when a hand loves a woman very much …

That’s the wide maniacal smile of someone who revels in the thought of carving you like a decorative soap.

Throw the trolley off the side of the ferry.

Wouldn’t that leave J.D. as the president? Not a better outcome. Maybe even slightly worse.

I wiped with a CD instead.

Let’s say, for example, you have a directory of files named x01-001; x01-002; x02-001; x02-002; x03-001… and so on.

I want to create subdirectories for each ‘x’ iteration and move each set to the corresponding subdirectory. My loop would look like this:

for i in {1…3}; do mkdir Data_x0$i && mv x0$i* Data_x0$i; done

I’ve also been using it if I need to rename large batches of files quickly.

I recently learned to use a for loop on the command line to organize hundreds of files in a few seconds.

“I’ll get off Facebook now!”, he said

and though he really tried

Those Russian bots still hacked his shit

…and Timmy fucking died.

They had been collected from various ISP provided modems and routers I’ve purchased over the years.

A local Italian place has a hot turkey sub with Swiss & banana peppers that comes with a side of fries. It has fresh tomatoes & lettuce and is soaked in extra virgin olive oil. It’s so fuckin’ good.

Plenty of porn stars wear crosses.

Two words: McCain/Palin

I couldn’t disagree more with that. That’s the kind of thinking that results in the perpetuation of all kinds of racist and bigoted laws that strip people of their personal freedoms.

There are still laws against sodomy in many states. Those laws are backwards and antiquated, but they are still laws. I would expect every DA in the country to throw out a sodomy case involving two or more consenting adults not only because it’s a stupid law but because spending tax-payer money on such a case does nothing to protect the public good.

Many of us have this choice made for us.

To be fair, a lot of things can get you assaulted in Philly.