Not really https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conspiracy_against_the_United_States

The intent of the law was to protect the US against fraud and deceit. There is some vagueness about “commit any offense against the United States”, but most of the case law seems to focus on the fraud and deceit part. These charges are likely not going to stick.

However that was not the goal. The goal was to instill fear into the American people to prevent them from protesting.

I´m Sorry Mr. President, But You Have Been A Really Bad Kitten

I wonder if this will impact his approval ratings at all. Probably not.

“I wonder what Elon really meant by ‘he is in the Epstein files’. I guess we will really never know”

ed

wut

Due process is woke

https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/house-resolution/353/all-actions

I think this means they will have to vote on it by Friday

Well you might not have to wait much longer.

The two eye sockets and nose represent 3 holes. Supposedly this is a gang symbol, but I haven’t seen any sources stating that before this image came out.*

*all of which remains irrelevant outside of a courtroom.

Good thing we all trust the federal government to give due process to people they will accuse of being ISIS agents working domestically in the US.

In the US at a white collar job. 1 (2 max) drinks every once in a long while for a work lunch is acceptable. Depends on how comfortable you are with your coworkers and if anyone else seems willing to drink a beer or two.

Depending on your company culture, 5 to 10 drinks may be considered the socially acceptable limit for a work lunch. Pissing at your desk is mandatory. Shitting and puking is optional.

I know it is cheesy, but look at every maintenance project as an opportunity for learning a new DIY skill.

Start going to garage sales and flea markets to collect tools.

It helps if you can chitchat with someone IRL about mutual homeowner issues.

Homeownership is man’s continuous battle against water.

deleted by creator

I’m going to be really sad when I fire my first shot from my single use portal gun only to find out the surface needed to be coated with moon dust.

That depends. What operating system do you use?

This will bring down the price of eggs.

The AmericanCopsAreOnlyBastards brigade

Khan was arrested by Canadian police near the border in Quebec