going with the el Salvador blueprint for this one

still using my pizza gateway 3000 🐄

get to the bottom of it, they’re not dead

Imagine supporting a literal pants-shitting, f-grade charlatan, and then seeing these headlines and thinking your positions and those you support are improving the world.

It’s impossible to know whether any person who subscribes to organized religion has a real break in their application and understanding of science and physics, or whether they’re playing a part for some other interest or reason. The result is the same, and the games are fucking awful.

People living by silly rules that don’t make any fucking sense are quite a liability for mankind when we’re already fucked or against a proverbial wall.

moved on her like a bitch

damn right. I might be dumb but I ain’t stupid

I feel like ‘guys’ could work alright

that’s just the wax from a bottle of Maker’s

fuck reddit and anybody surprised by such things is a clown. Been happening for years. Been dead for years.

why do people continue monitoring this corpse?

skill issue

this is how we do pour over bean juice en mi casa

she’s queen, dear lord

I’ve been known to playfully lick or kiss a lady pit. I’ma get up in there eventually 😏

goatse left such a cultural impact

Lfg

“I have been destroying the country and will continue to” yeeeeah we knew before and we still know

usually clean up the nine iron with a brush, close enough

many behaviors, traits, characteristics that lead them to ’conservativism’ should preclude them from being public servants

now that’s a metric