This checks out. You sound EXACTLY like me when I was 29 and an insufferable know-nothing piece of shit. Now I’m embarrassed for both of us.

your country

You really are just blindly swinging and missing, aren’t you

I’ll vote just fine because I don’t live in a shithole country.

But Jesus Christ- Imagine being American and thinking voting was going to save you in 2025

Works just fine. Just about everyone agreed on what to do with Nazis 80 years ago. Get off your cross.

This is a flex. It means “watch me insult the largest Christian organization on earth with literally no consequences. My base’s support won’t budge and the rest of you cowards will continue to take it.” Has nothing to do with the pope or being the pope- it’s just another demoralization tactic.

Obi-wan’s face at that bit kills me every time

I know what I want to say would get me permabanned on Reddit. How does that work here, I wonder?

Much too quick and much too painless.

She probably loves to honky-tonk

One in the hope, two in the change

Way more

If everyone on the outside looking in had been saying the same thing for decades and continually been proven right- I dunno, I’d probably listen to them at some point instead of calling them alarmists and flipping them the bird for daring to weigh in on your problems.